Solving the Woman Question

A simple yet elegant proposal for the GOP

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Think back to January, 2023

It was a honeymoon idyll for the American patriarchy. A time of Republican triumph.

With the corpse of Roe v Wade barely cold, the side effects of its demise hadn’t had time to reach the mainstream media. No mouthy woman OBGYN had yet popped off about a…