One of the Donald's few actual accomplishments is that he'll never die young.

…me no text. I’ve been so busy trying to get through to Joe Biden that I plumb forgot all about you. But now that I convinced him to retire, it’s time to work on you. After all, Joe’s 81 and you’re already 78 which not only means you’re due to pack it in, you’re ove…
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Jan M Flynn
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One of the Donald's few actual accomplishments is that he'll never die young.
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Written by Jan M Flynn3.2K Followers
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Novelist, essayist, inner space explorer. GRIFFIN SPEAKER, book one of a middle grade fantasy series, coming from Disney-Hyperion in spring 2026.
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