LOVE this. God may not be on FB, but I can testify that he is there for you when you're cornered by zealots. When I once found myself in a car, sandwiched between a couple who I knew were ardent Bible-thumpers and one of them asked me, "Jan, we've been wondering: what's your relationship to Jesus Christ?" — at that moment, God told me what to say. "Y'know, " I replied, "I think it's a really personal thing. I mean, discussing my great spiritual life would be like discussing my great sex life." Not another word was said for the entire ride.